the people you hate, write their names on papers and burn them, you understand?
All clear!
I used my final wish to comprehend all forms of communication in the universe.
Why are all animals and trees counting down synchronously together? 😱
I woke up to the sound of my roommate’s voice calling me downstairs, but she’s been dead for two years.
When I opened my mouth to answer, her voice came out instead.
My wife and I looked at each other sadly before we played the last round of rock-paper-scisdors to see
who would go first.
Half way through our road trip, my wife and me picked up a hitchhiker
who claimed she’d been walking for days after her car broke down.
She watched her twin sister’s eyes close for the last time, the cancer finally winning.
Knowing she was next, she wondered what their lives would’ve been like if they’d been born separately.
As I see my daughter's name come up on my phone as I pick it up, I'm confused by the pause after saying hello.
A man's voice says, "Sir, I'm sorry to reach you this way, but we found this number under the contact 'dad'"
People say that losing an identical twin is the worst kind of grief there is.
I guess that explains why my wife has been so different since her twin sister went missing.
As the smoke surrounded me, I just managed to read the sign that said "Warning:
Do not use the elevator in case of a fire"
After giving birth, I asked when the young red-haired nurse would return with my baby.
The doctor frowned. “We don’t have a nurse like that.”
Grandpa died terrified of hellfire, though he was the kindest man I knew.