He left a one star review. The restaurant owner showed up at his house.
A diner leaves a negative Yelp review. The chef drives to his home address, knocks on the door, and assaults him with a cast iron pan.
The review was three sentences.
"Overpriced. Underseasoned. Won't return."
One star.
The chef saw it at 11 p.m.
He was still at the restaurant. Cleaning.
He read it four times.
Then he checked the reviewer's profile.
Full name visible. City listed.
He searched the name. Found the address.
It was twelve minutes away.
He put a cast iron pan in his trunk.
Drove to the house.
Knocked on the door at midnight.
The reviewer answered in pajamas.
"Can I help you?"
"You left a review about my restaurant."
"Okay?"
The chef swung the pan.
Broke the reviewer's nose.
Neighbors called 911.
A one star Yelp review. Three sentences. A broken nose and an assault charge. The restaurant closed two months later. The review was still up.