The alien that crashed in my backyard wont leave because he says my wifi is the best in the galaxy
A suburban backyard at night with a small smoking crater, a glowing alien sitting in a lawn chair scrolling a phone, fairy lights and a confused guy in pajamas holding two mugs of coffee
CRASH.
What the HELL was that.
Dev runs to the backyard in boxers and one sock.
Theres a hole. In my yard.A SMOKING hole.
And something is climbing out of it.
Greetings. I require two things.
I have a bat. Im holding a bat right now.
First: do not hit me with that bat.
And second?
What is your wifi password?
...What?
Your wireless internet credentials. I can see the network. "DevNet5G." Solid name.
Youre an alien.
Yes. And your signal strength is remarkable.
Youre an ALIEN.
In my YARD.
I crashed. It happens. The wifi password though?
Im calling 911.
Thats fine. But they wont believe you and I WILL still need the password.
He called 911.
They didnt believe him.
Password is lowercase tacocat88.
Magnificent.
Comments
Leila Osman
the shed felt bigger. thats the line. thats everything
Daniela Rojas
I came for the alien comedy and you hit me with FEELINGS about loneliness?? Zix is my new favorite character. Sequel or I riot.